Read more about the article Movies Coming Soon: October 2017
Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner/Hulk), Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Tessa Thompson (Valkyrie) and Tom Hiddleston (Loki) in Thor: Ragnarok

Movies Coming Soon: October 2017

This post is so late that some of the movies have came and gone, but I didn't want to skip a month, so it'll partially be a review post too. I have only watched two movies so far this month, so that won't be hard.

Continue ReadingMovies Coming Soon: October 2017
Read more about the article ‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ review: More of the same
Taron Egerton (Eggsy), Colin Firth (Harry Hart) and Pedro Pascal (Whiskey) in Kingsman: The Golden Circle

‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ review: More of the same

In this new movie, Eggsy (Taron Egerton) is now a full-fledged member of the Kingsmen, a spy agency masquerading as a posh tailor shop. When a rejected Kingsman applicant works with an insane drug lord called Poppy (Julianne Moore) to take revenge and destroy all the Kingsmen headquarters, Eggsy and remaining survivor Merlin (Mark Strong) go to America to seek help from their spy cousins, called Statesmen, who own a far more profitable whiskey business as a front than their English counterpart.

Continue Reading‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ review: More of the same
Read more about the article Summer 2017 roundup
Bill Skarsgård as Pennywise in It

Summer 2017 roundup

This summer has been absolutely terrible for the movie industry in general -- the worst since 2006. Cinema chain stocks even suffered a huge decline because moviegoing attendance was so low. I'm sure they'll bounce back eventually, because people won't stop watching movies in cinemas, and huge movie hits like Star Wars: The Last Jedi and Thor: Ragnarok will bring in the crowds again; but for now, it looks like cinema stockholders won't be getting their dividends this year.

Continue ReadingSummer 2017 roundup
Read more about the article Movies Coming Soon: September 2017
The Lego Ninjago Movie

Movies Coming Soon: September 2017

September looks like a really boring month. I'm looking at the whole list of films that are coming out and feeling a sense of profound disinterest in almost everything being shown. It is slightly better than August, in that there are three movies I am sort of interested in, whereas I only had two last month, but the movie lineup just looks so unappealing to me. And the trend continues for the rest of the year.

Continue ReadingMovies Coming Soon: September 2017
Read more about the article Instant reaction post: “Game of Thrones” S7, Ep7 ‘The Dragon and the Wolf’
Cersei and Jaime in 'The Dragon and the Wolf'

Instant reaction post: “Game of Thrones” S7, Ep7 ‘The Dragon and the Wolf’

We come to the end of Season 7! Will everyone survive? Or will it be a bloodbath like the last season finale?? It's a super long episode. Better enjoy it, because the final season won't air till probably 2019!

Continue ReadingInstant reaction post: “Game of Thrones” S7, Ep7 ‘The Dragon and the Wolf’
Read more about the article Instant reaction post: “Game of Thrones” S7, Ep6 ‘Beyond the Wall’
Beric Dondarrion and his flaming sword in 'Beyond the Wall'

Instant reaction post: “Game of Thrones” S7, Ep6 ‘Beyond the Wall’

WHAT AN EPISODE!!! MY GUTS ARE SO WRENCHED NOW!!! (There are way more exclamations and CAPS in this post than usual, but I think you'll agree that this episode deserves it! So forgive me for sounding over-excited, because I was while watching it.)

Continue ReadingInstant reaction post: “Game of Thrones” S7, Ep6 ‘Beyond the Wall’
Read more about the article ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge’ review: An improvement on the horrible ‘On Stranger Tides’, if not as great as the first three movies
Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge

‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge’ review: An improvement on the horrible ‘On Stranger Tides’, if not as great as the first three movies

If you've read this blog for long enough, you probably would have come across me ranting about Johnny Depp's falling star and declining quality (and often profitability too) of his movies. But I didn't always dislike Johnny Depp. He used to get me excited about his movies, until On Stranger Tides came out and was so clearly a cash grab in which he just phoned in his oddball schtick and exaggerated his Captain Jack Sparrow mannerisms that I started viewing him with a prejudiced eye. (It didn't help that I am still SHOCKED to this day that Alice in Wonderland, another movie I dislike immensely, earned a billion, undeserving, dollars.)

Continue Reading‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge’ review: An improvement on the horrible ‘On Stranger Tides’, if not as great as the first three movies
Read more about the article ‘The Hitman’s Bodyguard’ review: Fun action comedy that delivers exactly as it says
Ryan Reynolds (the Bodyguard) and Samuel L. Jackson (the Hitman) surrounded by singing nuns in The Hitman's Bodyguard

‘The Hitman’s Bodyguard’ review: Fun action comedy that delivers exactly as it says

The premise of The Hitman's Bodyguard is all in its title: A hitman needs a bodyguard. Since that obviously sounds like a ludicrous idea -- why would an assassin need a bodyguard? -- what else do you expect of it?

Continue Reading‘The Hitman’s Bodyguard’ review: Fun action comedy that delivers exactly as it says